punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.
hakosukajapan:

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
when I used prescription drugs to get high

literates:

my hands would go numb
and my vision would blur
as if I had been spinning in circles
like I did as a kid
and there’s nothing like the feeling
of not quite knowing your limbs
and having each movement you make
be an adventure  
I miss the heaviness of my tongue
and the  numbness of my lips 
which only you could kiss away 
but I do not use prescription drugs
to get high anymore
and you do not kiss my lips 

(N.I)

(via cvmfest)

city-of-vultures:

“Falling Off The Workout Wagon”
Marcos Chin  (United States) via Curioos


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